Colour matching.
“But I love you”, I whispered, “and love matches any colour.” - “But purple doesn’t. Now get out of my tights again!”
VISA Consciousness
Black cape: $20.
Pointy rubber ears with built-in high range mic: $500.
Bat cave: $10.000.
Knowing what it’s like to be a bat: priceless.
redsdesk.de Version Eight online
It’s been eleven years since I first uploaded I private webpage to the redsdesk server, now you’re looking at its eighth incarnation.
Have you met Ix? “He’s a genetically modified plumber’s helper and is ambivalent about the odour of freshmen before lectures.”
The end of science
Let’s get things started.
Place some marijuana leaves into your library’s statistics books.
Prank call SETI.
Secretly teach the macaque monkeys to think of Rick Astley during experiments.
And then all statues in town came to live, but they watched long enough to know better than to move.
Yes, I believe in love.
Yes, I’m a dreamer.
But I’m not alone,
there are more of us than you suspect,
and we’ve got bombs,truth and beauty bombs.